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death-by-lulz:

If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.

45 minutes ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 435,983 notes

littletrenchcoatangel:

the-goddess-divine:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

greeleys:

OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.

BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?

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DO YOU!?

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*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*

they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3

47 minutes ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 159,326 notes

turian-chocolate:

Snarky cannibal (again)

48 minutes ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 796 notes
pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

51 minutes ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1,136 notes
sexybritishllama:

So, there’s this board at our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. It’s like a hall of shame.

sexybritishllama:

So, there’s this board at our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. It’s like a hall of shame.

52 minutes ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 195,436 notes

[No one will believe me. He’ll make sure no one will believe me]

I’ll make sure they do

52 minutes ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 842 notes
Jim didn’t mean to survive the fall. It’s all Sebastian’s fault that he’s still alive. 
52 minutes ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 3,570 notes
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the-cones-of-dunshire:

The perspective of every girlfriend Bucky Barnes has ever had tbh

1 hour ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 15,108 notes

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

1 hour ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 20,822 notes

death-limes:

ca-tsuka:

Zombillenium, an upcoming french animated feature film directed by Arthur de Pins (based on his comic book - watch the music video).

WHOA

1 hour ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 42,269 notes

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

1 hour ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 39,215 notes

hero | villain

1 hour ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1,887 notes

Moriarty & The Empty Hearse

1 hour ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1,157 notes

gundamdick:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very slowly.

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1 hour ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 426,513 notes

freshlense:

Granada ♦ Warner Bros ♦ BBC

1 hour ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 32,157 notes